NAMASTE everyone welcome back to my blog,SHIVICTIONARY.so let me tell you, I have been visiting my dentist a little too much lately because I have to get my root canal done and also I’m gonna get my braces soooooooo…..yay…I guess ππ€£

Since my childhood,I have been infected by A DENTIST PHOBIA….yeah it’s a thing,I mean I just invented it so why notππ….the moment when you are waiting for your turn to sit on that dentist chair and see some dental instruments that will scare you for lifeππ€£ like these…..

But here I am to tell you HOW TO SURVIVE A DENTIST’S APPOINTMENT even tho you never asked me toππ
BRUSH YOUR TEETH,MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE PEARLS
Wake up ,brush your teeth, eat food,brush your teeth again and again and AGAINNππ…….ofc you dont brush for a month but then just before the appointment you brush your teeth very carefully that’ll make your dentist think that you’re a regular brusher (if that’s a word) yeahh go ahead and fool a dentist that has studied his/her whole life just to check everyone’s teethππ€£…….but yeah seriously before going to a dentist brushing is must because you are going at a place where you are gonna be judged by your teeth(just roasting myself ππ€£)
SHUT YOUR EYEBALLS ASAP
Now you enter the clinic and your dentist tells you to sit on THAT chair….who says that hot seat of the KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI (hindi ver of WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE) makes you nervous?….have you ever been to a dentist ππ€£

Well…..now you are sitting on that chair getting nervous and your dentist put that bulb right in front of your mouth to see your teeth clearly….that’s not just a bulb it feels like you’re gonna get investigated…..when your dentist asks you that HOW OFTEN DO YOU BRUSH?….that makes me feel like I’m guilty ( come on put me in jail….oh wait I’m in a dentist’s clinic,technically you are in jail)π¨π
Right after you see your dentist picking his instruments to put in your mouth just shut your eyes because if you’ll see that what all your doctor is using….you’ll faint!!!!!π’…….trust me I know π¨π
BE EXTRA SWEET TO YOUR DENTIST
Sooooo…..yaaa even if you don’t like your dentist be kind and sweet to him/her because next minutes of your life is in his handsπ¨π€£
AGREE WITH EVERY RUBBISH THING YOUR DENTIST’S SAY
Every doctor always has to say there dialogue to literally everyone that BRUSH REGULARLY OR ELSE REALLY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR TEETH *the dentist point towards a photo of very nasty teeths*
Well Mr dentist if anything bad will happen to my teeth, I will come to you….you are making money because of my habit of eating sweet things so dont ruin your own business please ππ€£
I read a tweet it said “MATURITY IS WHEN YOU STOP GETTING NERVOUS ABOUT VISITING A DENTIST”
Well whoever tweeted that ,if what you tweeted is true then I will never get mature and you better delete that tweet now…its hurting my dignity πππ€£π€£
Leaving the jokes aside…..let’s just appreciate dentists because they are the ones who make our smiles better (and I make you smile so me and dentist make a unbeatable duoππ€£)
Thank you ππ€
W.O.W! Seriously-
I can’t stop laughing π
First of all… I hereby declare that I fell in love with your SENSE OF HUMOR… I still can’t stop laughing at -BRUSH YOUR TEETH, MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE PEARLS ππ
It’s actually true, but I don’t know how it feels to visit a dentist! You know my yellow teeth shine β¨
Wahhhh… You made my dayππ₯Ί
And and-
Yes, you make us smile in YOUR way… so technically you DENTISTS really do make an unbeatable duo π
Loved your post as always π€§
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You know what I’ll show this comment to my friends because my friends never actually appreciate my humour
I mean I’m the kapil Sharma of the group hai no one knowsπππ€£
And thanks a lot aarya
It means a lot to me specially when you said I made your day–okay give me tissues I’ll cryπππ’π’ππππ
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You surely are-
Aww… here you go * Throws some tissues on your face * ππ
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Thanks for the tissuesπππ€£
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Lol, this was so funny!!! Iβm not scared of the dentist! However I am terrified of having teeth removed.
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Yeah removing a teeth specially a WISDOM teeth is really painfull
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This is actually funnyπ€£
Want more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!π
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Aw Thankssssss ππ
Those exclamations made me happy actually π’π€£
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This so funny. π This post gave me a better smile than any dentist could have!
-Eli
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thanks a lot eliπ€
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ahaha i have braces so i’m at the dentist wayyy too muchπ this post is so relatable and my number 1 tip is to brush your teeth and floss right before the appointment so it looks like you do that everyday π€£π
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Oh you have braces I have so many questions π’
Does it hurt when the doctor is putting the braces on your teeth or does it hurt after?
That’s really a no. 1 tipπ€£π€£π
Thanks for reading π€©π€
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you can ask anything, haha! so it doesn’t really hurt that bad when they put them on, they’re just putting a lot of pressure on your teeth. the pain usually comes when you’re trying to eat after you get your braces and discover it hurts to eat everythingπ
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Yeah I got my braces
3 days ago
Those were some hard daysπ€§π€£
Thanks for sharing ππ’
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