HOW TO SURVIVE A DENTIST’S APPOINTMENT

NAMASTE everyone welcome back to my blog,SHIVICTIONARY.so let me tell you, I have been visiting my dentist a little too much lately because I have to get my root canal done and also I’m gonna get my braces soooooooo…..yay…I guess πŸ™‚πŸ€£

Since my childhood,I have been infected by A DENTIST PHOBIA….yeah it’s a thing,I mean I just invented it so why notπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚….the moment when you are waiting for your turn to sit on that dentist chair and see some dental instruments that will scare you for lifeπŸ™„πŸ€£ like these…..

But here I am to tell you HOW TO SURVIVE A DENTIST’S APPOINTMENT even tho you never asked me toπŸ˜€πŸ˜‚

BRUSH YOUR TEETH,MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE PEARLS

Wake up ,brush your teeth, eat food,brush your teeth again and again and AGAINNπŸ˜πŸ˜‚…….ofc you dont brush for a month but then just before the appointment you brush your teeth very carefully that’ll make your dentist think that you’re a regular brusher (if that’s a word) yeahh go ahead and fool a dentist that has studied his/her whole life just to check everyone’s teeth😎🀣…….but yeah seriously before going to a dentist brushing is must because you are going at a place where you are gonna be judged by your teeth(just roasting myself 😭🀣)

SHUT YOUR EYEBALLS ASAP

Now you enter the clinic and your dentist tells you to sit on THAT chair….who says that hot seat of the KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI (hindi ver of WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE) makes you nervous?….have you ever been to a dentist πŸ˜’πŸ€£

Well…..now you are sitting on that chair getting nervous and your dentist put that bulb right in front of your mouth to see your teeth clearly….that’s not just a bulb it feels like you’re gonna get investigated…..when your dentist asks you that HOW OFTEN DO YOU BRUSH?….that makes me feel like I’m guilty ( come on put me in jail….oh wait I’m in a dentist’s clinic,technically you are in jail)πŸ˜¨πŸ˜†

Right after you see your dentist picking his instruments to put in your mouth just shut your eyes because if you’ll see that what all your doctor is using….you’ll faint!!!!!😒…….trust me I know πŸ˜¨πŸ˜‚

BE EXTRA SWEET TO YOUR DENTIST

Sooooo…..yaaa even if you don’t like your dentist be kind and sweet to him/her because next minutes of your life is in his hands😨🀣

AGREE WITH EVERY RUBBISH THING YOUR DENTIST’S SAY

Every doctor always has to say there dialogue to literally everyone that BRUSH REGULARLY OR ELSE REALLY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR TEETH *the dentist point towards a photo of very nasty teeths*

Well Mr dentist if anything bad will happen to my teeth, I will come to you….you are making money because of my habit of eating sweet things so dont ruin your own business please πŸ˜’πŸ€£

I read a tweet it said “MATURITY IS WHEN YOU STOP GETTING NERVOUS ABOUT VISITING A DENTIST”

Well whoever tweeted that ,if what you tweeted is true then I will never get mature and you better delete that tweet now…its hurting my dignity πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ€£πŸ€£

Leaving the jokes aside…..let’s just appreciate dentists because they are the ones who make our smiles better (and I make you smile so me and dentist make a unbeatable duoπŸ˜‰πŸ€£)

Thank you πŸ’œπŸ€˜

15 Comments Add yours

  1. Aarya Mali says:

    W.O.W! Seriously-
    I can’t stop laughing πŸ˜‚
    First of all… I hereby declare that I fell in love with your SENSE OF HUMOR… I still can’t stop laughing at -BRUSH YOUR TEETH, MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE PEARLS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    It’s actually true, but I don’t know how it feels to visit a dentist! You know my yellow teeth shine ✨
    Wahhhh… You made my dayπŸ˜‚πŸ₯Ί
    And and-
    Yes, you make us smile in YOUR way… so technically you DENTISTS really do make an unbeatable duo πŸ™‚
    Loved your post as always 🀧

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    1. You know what I’ll show this comment to my friends because my friends never actually appreciate my humour
      I mean I’m the kapil Sharma of the group hai no one knows😏😏🀣

      And thanks a lot aarya
      It means a lot to me specially when you said I made your day–okay give me tissues I’ll cryπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

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      1. Aarya Mali says:

        You surely are-
        Aww… here you go * Throws some tissues on your face * πŸ˜‚πŸ™‚

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        1. Thanks for the tissues😭😭🀣

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  2. Lol, this was so funny!!! I’m not scared of the dentist! However I am terrified of having teeth removed.

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    1. Yeah removing a teeth specially a WISDOM teeth is really painfull

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  3. This is actually funny🀣
    Want more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭

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    1. Aw Thankssssss πŸ˜­πŸ’œ

      Those exclamations made me happy actually 😒🀣

      Like

  4. This so funny. πŸ˜‚ This post gave me a better smile than any dentist could have!

    -Eli

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    1. thanks a lot eliπŸ€—

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  5. ahaha i have braces so i’m at the dentist wayyy too muchπŸ˜‚ this post is so relatable and my number 1 tip is to brush your teeth and floss right before the appointment so it looks like you do that everyday 🀣😭

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    1. Oh you have braces I have so many questions 😒
      Does it hurt when the doctor is putting the braces on your teeth or does it hurt after?

      That’s really a no. 1 tipπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’œ
      Thanks for reading πŸ€©πŸ€—

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      1. you can ask anything, haha! so it doesn’t really hurt that bad when they put them on, they’re just putting a lot of pressure on your teeth. the pain usually comes when you’re trying to eat after you get your braces and discover it hurts to eat everythingπŸ˜‚

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        1. Yeah I got my braces
          3 days ago
          Those were some hard days🀧🀣

          Thanks for sharing πŸ’œπŸ˜’

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